different perspectives different answer

What is pie?


Mathematician: "pie is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."

Engineer: "pie is about 22/7."

Physicist: "pie is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."

Computer Programmer: "pie is 3.141592653589 in double precision."

Nutritionist: "You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"



Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

Teacher: That's not what I taught you.

Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

and guess what this granny was doing??warm up or what???

perhaps she used to be in the national gymnastic team when she was young...