im laughing my ass off...wahahahahahahahaa...

why nowadays always rain non stop wan????

whhyyy??

whhyy??

so damn freaking cold la..

like wanna become snow women d..

hahahahahhaa

today i would like to sharewith you a good way to choose names for your future children or even your grandchildren..

in cantonese pronouncation:

Michael Tan- sell eggs

Mesy Koh-never die before

in hokkien pronouncation:

Rosie Teng-screw and nails

Lucy leow- you are dead

Lim Yew Lin-drink urine

in mandarin pronouncation:

Paul Chan-bankcrupt

Anne Chang-dirty

Faye Cheng-dust

Nelson Tan-bird laying eggs

nice names??wanna consider to give to your children??HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA....

Errmmmm..okkk..basically this post is SPEACIALLY dedicated to one of my ex-classmates when back in secondary school..

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some one who is cute and 3pat..

or also well known as TIKUS

this name is given by our form teacher to her because she like to run here and there and hop from class to another class..XDDDD

told yea..she is really crazy fella..wearing helmet in the car..

EXTRA safety purposes??

but c clearly once again..din even wear the helmet properly oso..where la got safe??

i duno with her le, u go ask her then..

nahhh..here is another pic of her..

i think she LOVES covering her face with something..hahaha...

*children are not adviseable to do anything like what she does, anything happen i will not be responsible*

and so sorry yea for cant make it to go out...

will wait for u when u come back another time...XDDD

How much do you worth??

Prices for daily goods, transportation and etc is hiking up drastically...every people is trying to strech the value of the money..

Short of money??

Need more??
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NO..IM NOT BEING AH LONG OR LOAN SHARKS OVER HERE!!!!!

Go and sell yourself!!!
Have u ever wonder putting yourself on an open market?
Do do ever ever think how much do you worth??

So basically today i found out this humanforsale.com.

It will exactly evaluate how much do you worth based on your personal detail..

Go and give it a try and let see how much do you worth in the market..

IM WORTH $2,9450,783.

*anyone interested??there is still discount..*lol

different perspectives different answer

What is pie?


Mathematician: "pie is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."

Engineer: "pie is about 22/7."

Physicist: "pie is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."

Computer Programmer: "pie is 3.141592653589 in double precision."

Nutritionist: "You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"



Teacher: What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

Teacher: That's not what I taught you.

Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

and guess what this granny was doing??warm up or what???

perhaps she used to be in the national gymnastic team when she was young...