let me share with you something
perhaps it the best gift i ever received for my birthday so far

here it goes


*seems to be a normal huh..*

let proceed and see what's in there *a lil excited*







taddddaaaaa!!!!!!!


*is my birthday but what i've received is a wedding card!!!!!ROFL!!!*

and the best is yet to come



HAPPY BIRD DAY????WHICH PART OF ME LOOKS LIKE BIRD??? LMAO!
u guys really made my day..wuahahahaha!!!

There is once a Russian women married a English gentleman and they lived happily ever after in London.

However, the lady was not proficient in English,but still manage to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she went to shop for groceries.one day she went to the butcher to buy chicken legs.She dont know how to put forward her requests, and in desperation
she clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirts to show her thighs.The butcher get the message and gave her chicken legs.

The next day,she needed to get chicken breasts.Again she didnt know how to say it.So she clucked like a chicken again and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts!!!The butcher understood and gave her some chicken breasts.

The third day,the poor Russian lady wanted to buy some sausages.Unable to find a way to communicate this,she brought her husband along to the store....

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WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???????????
her husband speaks English..=P